So you decide to go to Valletta to do a little bit of Christmas shopping, and who do you see walking towards you? Someone with a clipboard and a nervous look on his face, sporting a goddamn Vodafone logo on a dark blue polo shirt.
Yes, I use Vodafone.
No, I don't spend more than 10 euros a month, thank you very much now get the fuck out and leave me alone.
You take a couple of steps when you see someone else walking towards you. Someone with a clipboard and a nervous look on his face, sporting a goddamn Go Mobile logo on a dark blue polo shirt.
Oh fuck, not this again.
Yes, I use Go Mobile now leave me alone I'm busy kthxBAI.
A couple more steps.
You see him from the corner of your eye. Oh no, you are NOT talking to ME, asshole. So you cross to the other side of the main road to avoid any interaction with him. Phew, that was close.
You repeat this for a couple more times before you finally make it to... the other end of the city entrance. The city ENTRANCE. Dear God, is the whole main road riddled with bored and nervous mobile company employees who would do anything to sell something to someone for a little extra commission?
And I swear they increase in number as Christmas draws nearer. They're like a bunch of zombies all coming towards you saying BUUUUUY OOOOUUUUR PRRRROOOODDUUCCCTSS. And then you have to try to dodge them all like it's some fucking warzone.
Fuck you, let me do my Christmas shopping in peace.
Monday, December 15, 2008
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dude u spend 10 euros a day probably let alone a month
Duh I tell them that to get them off my back.
Try walking through Valletta on a week-day between 8:30am and 10:00am without being stopped by some nervous looking uni student with a survey. Fuckers need to learn how to fake those surveys -.-
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