Yesterday, Today, or Tomorrow.

So let's say you have an exam coming up, and you're in one of the groups that will take this exam. Each group will have a different exam date, and your group will be the first to go.

In this group you will find two types of people. The first type will say "Good, we're the first, I'll get it over with quickly and I can move on." The second type will say "Shit, oh fuck shit no, why do WE have to be first, can't we do it later?"

Life is full of experiences which are not so desirable, but you'll know about them beforehand. An exam, a doctor's apppointment, a date with that girl your grandmother keeps telling you about, and so on. Now personally, I think time is the key, in which the sooner you're over it, the better. Others will prefer to prolong the time it takes for that Godforsaken day to arrive, and I really don't get why. The shit's going to happen whether you like it or not, so just let the doctor examine your ass and get it over with. There really is no advantage in extending the time length for D-day.

So you're the first to do the exam, with a few others. The others groups will have the comfort in learning how the exam was from you, but in the end, when they're doing the exam, you'd have already been in Hawaii for a week. You'll be thinking, "What exam? Oh that shit, that's long gone, I forgot I even did it!" and you know those motherfuckers are crying their asses off in the examination hall, cursing you for getting a full body massage while they're trying to figure out what the hell the answer to the Poission Distrubtion question is.