Ultimate shame.

I fell victim to the biggest prank ever played on me last night. Early morning, to be exact, at 3am. It goes back to hours before though, seeing as my lovely best friends are such prank artists they had to set up everything perfectly.

It started out by Jo and Luke saying that the light switch to the bathroom was shorting out half the flat, so we couldn't turn it on. They put a strip of tape on it so that no one would press it. Jo fetched my flashlight from my room, then after a couple of minutes he returned saying that Luke dropped it and broke the light bulb. I tried the flashlight myself and it didn't work, so Luke was to buy a new one the following day.

After that, nothing in particular happened. We played Call of Duty 4 after midnight until like 3am. I had to go to the bathroom, and since I couldn't turn on the light I took my iPod with me to use as a light.

So there I was, wondering how good my aim was in the dark, when I noticed that the sound of impact was a little weird. Since it was 3am, it took me a few seconds to register that I should probably stop and check what the hell I was taking a piss on. I stopped, lowered my iPod towards the toilet, and saw that the toilet bowl was covered in plastic sheet wrap.

...

My first reaction was to stare in awe for a few seconds, then shout "DUDES!" followed by a loud shrill of laughter coming from the 2 biggest dicks on the planet outside the bathroom. Then followed the speechlessness of utter amazement.

The lights were never shorting out, the flashlight was never broken, Jo had just flipped the batteries upside down. To add insult to injury, I was videorecorded cleaning up my own sad 4-year-old boy mess.

A truly artistic and epic prank.

Assholes.