Here's a round for everyone.

So in Russell Peters' new DVD "Red, White & Brown", he passes a joke about how white people show that they're not cheap by buying everyone a beer.

He made such a good point by it that it makes me just want to say, You know what? I'm cheap, fuck off, I'm not buying the whole damn place a beer. It's not that I'm not nice, I'm just cheap. You can buy me a drink, I'll appreciate it, but don't expect me to buy you one right after.

If you're one of my best friends or my girlfriend, sure I'll get you a drink or two, but if I pass by a table of eight, six, or even four, don't even think about it. And let me tell you why, it's because I really feel that everyone does it so that they don't look cheap.

Well guess what. I'm cheap and I don't need to prove otherwise to anyone. Deal with it.