Thursday, January 8, 2009

Checkmate.

All these neverending wars. Wouldn't it be better if two countries battled it out in a more enjoyable way for all, say, I dunno, an epic chess battle between each country's best chess player? Winner wins the war for his country. Or a football match. Or a virtual war online. So much less bloodshed. Although if you were representing your country and you lost, you'd have your balls cut off by your own people.

It's still a case of one country beating the shit out of the other, but not literally. I hate having to keep seeing pictures of bloody children crying and men holding dead babies. Fuck your wars and the "threats" you see. Fuck your patriotism and your pride. And fuck you for fucking other people's lives.

A comical and serious blog entry in one.

9 comments:

Marie Claire said...

'Wouldn't it be better if two countries battled it out in a more enjoyable way for all, say, I dunno, an epic chess battle between each country's best chess player?'

what if all the wars were solved that way. i wouldn't have much history to study.

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Chris "Red" said...

I actually lol'd at that.

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Unknown said...

let's all chant kumbaya then, shall we?

Jo Grima said...

"I dunno, an epic chess battle between each country's best chess player?"

Incidentally that is why chess was invented in the first place. A sage thought it wise to invent a device with which Kings could sit around a table and gamble their land.

It obviously failed...

Unknown said...

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9688/idfny8qt9.jpg

Anonymous said...

i dont get the pic...

Jo Grima said...

the israeli soldier is protecting women and children.

The hamas soldier is hiding behind the woman and her son